So I opened my front door this morning and this fell into the house.

No return address on it. Interesting.

So, with great trepidation, I opened the package...





It's a baseball bat! But from whom? Oh, wait...



So I guess I won my own crime-spree-related object of violence. I don't actually recall entering the contest, so I'm instead going to pretend that I got it from writing for Kotaku or something...

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