So, apparently everyone else in the world knew that Joaquin Phoenix retired from acting. Which bums me out, because he was good, but whatever.

What you all didn't know is that he has channeled his art into a more creative skill. Rapping.

Last night he took to a Las Vegas club, dressed as a scary scraggly Unibomber, to debut his rapping in a world premier. It went very, very poorly.

BUT, someone took some camera phone footage. And you get to watch it.

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